Vacation

I was gone for a week. I had an orgasm 30 minutes after my return, and a martini at my bar within an hour. I love my friends and my dude is great, I live the life.

Have you ever

Been REALLY into someone, but you just can’t put your finger on why?

Vacation

Vacation

Date night

I had the best date with the dude tonight…and he finally met my best friend. When I asked her opinion on him… “He’s way cuter in person, he seems like a great dude. I’m happy for you. You can tell he’s into you just how he looks at you.” I have the best people in my life.

Husband qualifications: know every episode of HIMYM, tell me I’m pretty, buy me dinner once a week, and leave me alone the rest of the week.

(Source: xdanicozzox)

(Source: i-fucked-ur-dad)

When you’re having

The best sex ever, nothing else matters.

(Source: jailor)

What a mistake, saying the way I felt.

(Source: pearho)

antixyoux:

🌿

antixyoux:

🌿

(Source: aqualized)

I had such a productive morning so now I’m going to spend the entire afternoon laying naked in my bed.