Date night

I had the best date with the dude tonight…and he finally met my best friend. When I asked her opinion on him… “He’s way cuter in person, he seems like a great dude. I’m happy for you. You can tell he’s into you just how he looks at you.” I have the best people in my life.

Husband qualifications: know every episode of HIMYM, tell me I’m pretty, buy me dinner once a week, and leave me alone the rest of the week.

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When you’re having

The best sex ever, nothing else matters.

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What a mistake, saying the way I felt.

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I had such a productive morning so now I’m going to spend the entire afternoon laying naked in my bed.


That was really dumb.


the deeper your voice is the deeper you can go in me